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posted by: laaylalipsy n.

Ok not exactly slang, but i want to show you thediffrent types of dublin 'stereotypes' these arent for all irish countys, just dublin! . barbies: the pretty, blonde girls that arekind of dumb, and obsessabout tthe way they look. where you ind them: on the benches at PE, doing makeup in the changing rooms, in city centre or basically any public place POSING. spicers: usually attractive, addidas obsessed tracksuit lovers with spiky hair for boys, backcombed hair for girls. girls also wear skinny jeans, eyeliner, jeggings, with a tight fitted top. where you can find them: drinking and sometimes smoking (but not always) at city centre posing. but not as much as the barbies. you can also find them with your ears, just LISTEN FOR a song blaring from mobile,. scumbags: the people who look like trouble, wear tracksuits with no name, rough looking, messy appearance where you find them:city centre robbing stuff. where else|? rockers: SOMETIMES MISTAKEN FOR SPICERS. sometimes. ok theyre just wierd. they keep to themselfs, shouldnt cause trouble. where you find them: shops and i dunno...rock clubs. music class.

"Stupid barbies, go back to barbie land spicers, what chavvs scumbags, what scumbags rickers, now now brown cow."

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