Agricultral kick

n.

Heard in Waterford

A clumsy or inelegant kick of a football, suggestive of rural ineptitude.

The big agricultural kick on ya.

Posh English

What a dreadfully clumsy agricultural kick you have.

Related terms

• Slap u a kickA threat to kick someone if they do not stop annoying you.
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• Wudnt kick doors on halloween nightCompletely inept at playing association or Gaelic football.
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• Could'nt kick snow of a ditchA very poor or unskilled footballer.