Arse spider

n.

Heard in Limerick

A tenacious piece of faecal matter that, upon removal, takes several hairs with it.

In use

She had an arse spider hanging off her, made me puke

Posh English

She had an entangled clump of faecal matter clinging to her posterior, which quite turned my stomach.

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