Conya

n.

Heard in Armagh, Mayo, Cork and Galway

Faecal matter discharged from the body, otherwise known as poo. If an anna-conda is a large South American snake then an anna-conya is a large South Armagh shyte.

In use

Some garshun was screamin' in the jawx last naight, he must have given birth to an Anna-conya!

Posh English

Some young scallywag was howling in the water closet last night, he must have evacuated a positive monolith!

Same phrase, other counties

  • CacThe gaelic for faecal matter excreted by the body in order to eliminate the waste…
  • Ana-conyaA particularly large stool resembling an anaconda.
  • Conya sticksAn expression of dismay when something has gone badly wrong.
  • AnnaconyaA very large poo resembling a large South-American snake.
  • Cutting turfEuphemism describing the act of defecating, metaphorically speaking. Otherwise known as…
  • Drop anchor in poo harbourTo excrete a large tubular substance from ones body in a designated porcelin container.