De sqirts

n.

Heard in Wexford

A watery anal substance, usually had after a bad curry/shed loads of beer.

In use

Had some case of the sqirts lad, pebble dashed the bowl, had a hole on me like a septic eye

Posh English

I suffered a severe bout of gastric distress old boy, completely speckled the porcelain vessel and felt thoroughly ravaged.