Do you wanna go halves on a bastard?

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Heard in Waterford

One of the most despicable chat up lines that man ever invented... It is basically suggesting to a member of the opposite sex that you wish to copulate with them but do not wish to take part as a legal guardian of any offspring that might be produced from the activity.

Hey yungwan, ja wanna go halves on a bastard ya big slapper?

Posh English

Hello young lady, would you care to engage in amorous congress without either of us assuming legal guardianship of any resulting progeny, you promiscuous wench?

Related terms

• Halves on a bastardA crude invitation to a young woman to engage in sexual intercourse.
• Would you like to go halves on a bastardA chatup line, suggestive of getting further than a phone number.
• Whoring bastardA rakish fellow or ladies' man.
• Do ya wanna notAn instruction to stop doing something immediately.
• Dya wanna slapA threat asking if someone would like a thump.
• I wanna word witchewTo confront someone, typically as the opening line of an argument.