Ayster eggs

n.

Heard in Tipperary

Chocolate Easter eggs, pronounced with distinct rural phrasing.

I got five ayster eggs for ayster Sunday, God is good!

Posh English

I received five fine chocolate confections to mark the Easter festival.

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