Bald as a lapdancers fanny!

exp.

Heard in Wexford

Extremely bald or worn smooth, especially of tyres.

In use

Jaysus PJ them tyres are as bald as a lapdancers fanny!

Posh English

Good heavens PJ, those pneumatic tyres are as smooth as a gentleman's establishment entertainer.

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