Bayste of a yoke

exp.

Heard in Westmeath

The male version of a Mullingar Heifer. Someone that is built like a brick shit-house.

In use

Dat fella I was marking was one big bayste of a yoke... he was so big that during the match he struck oil with his cogs and when he stood on the weighing scales after the match, it read 'to be continued...'

Posh English

The gentleman marking me on the pitch was an absolute behemoth of a fellow.