Beer compass

n.

Heard in Limerick

The mythical internal guidance system that miraculously delivers one safely home after a heavy drinking session despite having no recollection of the journey.

In use

The beer compass brought me home last night

Posh English

That wonderful invisible guidance mechanism navigated me safely back to my residence last evening.

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