Bell end

n.

Heard in Limerick

The glans penis; used dismissively in retorts.

I will in my bell end sham

Posh English

I shall do so when pigs sprout wings, old bean.

Related terms

• Scooting endPenis.
• Bell meAn instruction to telephone or ring someone.
• Bell taraSlang term for the male sexual organ or engaging in sexual intercourse.
• Sound as a bellIn excellent condition, completely reliable, and free of faults.
• Back end of the bat mobileThe state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry.
• Butt end of me bollixAn expression of incredulity, similar to expression "me hole.