Bollicular intelligence

n.

Heard in Waterford

Perhaps because of certain distinct physical differences between male and female, this term has been used to describe abilities that are more common in the male sex. Such abilities include; map reading, spatial awareness, computer programming, DIY, and mathematical ability.

Wife: "You are so clever at fixing things." Husband: "My dear. That is due to my bollicular intelligence"

Posh English

My dear, that is entirely due to my superior male spatial aptitude.

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