C*nthooks

n.

Heard in Waterford and Longford

A person within visual but not audible range, to whom one refers in a derogatory or exasperated way to another who knows who one is referring to.

In use

I suppose c*nthooks over thinks he's comin' to the nightclub with us, well he's not I can tell ya.

Posh English

I suppose that obnoxious libertine imagines he is accompanying us to the discotheque, but I assure you he is not.