Double ditch

n.

Heard in Cork

A description of someone exceptionally stupid or slow-witted.

Thick as a double ditch

Posh English

He is remarkably dense indeed.

Related terms

• Thick as a double ditchExtremely stupid or slow-witted.
• Tick as a ditchExtremely stupid or slow-witted.
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