Dugded an pitted, an eshid an shitted
Heard in Tipperary
Overheard a man telling a friend, how he had dug the potatoes, pitted them, and eaten them and continued the natural process there after. DUG.PITTED.EATEN.SHITTED.
Tell me tommy did ye get de spuds in yet, what ya talkin about, we havvim dugded an pitted an eshid an shitted, while ye were pickin yer noses.
Tell me, Tommy, have you gathered the potatoes yet? Good heavens, we have already dug them, pitted them, eaten them, and evacuated them while you were merely picking your noses.