Hape
Heard in Carlow, Mayo, Sligo, Galway, Offaly and Roscommon
To be in a heap from the consumption of alcohol. Also: Our version of the word heap, used to describe someone with a few extra pounds.
Ah lads, sure I was in a HAAAAAAAAAPE last night boy" Me: "What do you think of yer one over there?" Him: "Shes ugly and she's a hape
Ah chaps. I was in a complete heap last night.