Hostible

n.

Heard in Dublin

Another way for saying the word hospital, commonly used by children who have not yet mastered how to say it but also used by adults who have not yet mastered how to say it!

In use

Sheila was shittin' herself when Tom was taken to hostible last night." "Mammy went to hostible and came back with a new brother for me!

Posh English

The lady of the house was in a dreadful state of panic when poor Thomas was rushed to the infirmary last evening.