Huair's bastard of a thing
Heard in Louth
An exasperating or troublesome thing or task. Huair means 'whore'.
John: "Did ya fill out your dole form Micky?" Micky: "I did aye, it's a huair's bastard of a thing so it is."
John: Did you complete your welfare form, Michael? Micky: I did indeed. It is a most exasperating business, so it is.