I hope your next shite is a hedgehog

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Heard in Dublin and Mayo

A colourful curse wishing an especially painful bowel movement upon the recipient.

In use

I hope your next shite is a hedgehog.

Posh English

I do hope your next bowel movement is a hedgehog.

  • Not a hopeAbsolutely not; a firm and unequivocal refusal. Pronounced 'norra hope'.
  • Shite in the bucketSomeone who isn't physically able to shite normally.
  • Shite out of a wellyA person said to be so indiscriminate they would eat virtually anything, even the shite…
  • HedgehogA vulva that was shaved five days previously. Also a face grater.
  • U have in ur shiteYou haven't a hope. No chance whatsoever.
  • C U next TuesdayUsed when you want to abuse someone you don't like very much but have to watch what your…

FAQ

What does I hope your next shite is a hedgehog mean?

A colourful curse wishing an especially painful bowel movement upon the recipient.

How do you use I hope your next shite is a hedgehog?

For example: “I hope your next shite is a hedgehog.” In Posh English: I do hope your next bowel movement is a hedgehog.