I wouldn't put that out for the dog to shit on

adj.

Heard in Wexford

Referring to the quality of a newspaper publication.

In use

Jaysus Mary did ya see the local paper this week? Jaysus I wouldn't put it out for the dog to shit on

Posh English

Mary did you inspect the local paper this week, because I would not lay it out for a hound to defecate upon.