Me velvet purse

n.

Heard in Mayo

The male scrotum or bollix.

In use

Dat meek gave me a 'nawful boot in de velvet purse when I asked her to jaunt.

Posh English

That eccentric female administered a most severe kick to my nether regions when I solicited her company.

  • Coin purseA humorous term for the male scrotum.
  • VelvetA nightclub catering for the over twenty-threes, frequented by an older crowd.
  • BollixCan be used to refer to the male testes and scrotum collectively. Can also be used as an…
  • Axe me bollixA sarcastic retort instructing someone to pose their question to one's scrotum. The…
  • BolloxThe male scotum and testicles collectively. This is a much more forceful than the milder…
  • GrandOpposite to a load of me bollix, standard male resposne to question on merits of…