Oul boy / lass

n.

Heard in Longford

Mother / Father.

In use

I wanted to bring de oul boy to the disco last night but de oul lass wasn't having any of it. When he said she had a heart the size of a wren's bollix it was game over!

Posh English

I attempted to escort my father to the discotheque last evening, but mater flatly refused. When he remarked that her heart was the dimensions of a wren's testicle, negotiations ceased entirely.