Quare one

n.

Heard in Kerry and Offaly

One's wife or girlfriend.

In use

Jim: "You coming out to excercise the elbow?" Mike: "No I have to stay in wit the quare one"

Posh English

Jim inquired whether he was joining them at the hostelry to exercise the elbow. Mike replied that he must remain at home with the wife.

Same phrase, other counties