Runners
All over Ireland
Training shoes. In the UK runners are called trainers. In the US they're called sneakers. In Cork they're called rubber dollies. In Limerick, tackies. In Norn Ayern, gutties. And in Kerry, buffers.
Where's me runners? I can't go to training in me good shoes.
Pray, where are my athletic shoes? I simply cannot attend training in my good brogues.