Schkinful

n.

Heard in Offaly

A copious quantity of alcohol.

In use

I had some schkinful after Offaly won de All Ireland but I still managed to milk a few cows when I got home. I was sick as a small hospital next day though, probably 'cos I woke up under the cow!

Posh English

I consumed an astonishing quantity of claret following the sporting victory, though I was dreadfully unwell on the morrow.