The People's Republic of Cork

n.

Heard in Cork

Cork people believe they live in their own independent state... It suits the rest of the country though as it keeps the weird accent from spreading too far past the boundary.

In use

Where you from boy? The People's Republic of Cork, boy? Where else?

Posh English

From whence do you hail, my good fellow? The sovereign commonwealth of our southern county, obviously. Where else could one possibly originate?