Turtlehead

n.

Heard in Cork

A state of urgent need to defecate, when the faeces is already partially protruding.

In use

Sing to the tune of Abba's Knowing me, Knowing you. Turtle heads are touching cloth Ah ha!

Posh English

To be sung to the air of Abba's Knowing Me, Knowing You: the tortoise's cranium is grazing the fabric, ah ha!