Wat de muff?!

exp.

Heard in Dublin

An exclamation of absolute astonishment or disbelief.

In use

Wat de muff is yer brother doin riding my mam!

Posh English

What on earth is your brother doing engaged in sexual congress with my mother!

  • Wat about yeA greeting equivalent to "hello" or "how are you?"
  • Big muffA particularly bad or unfortunate haircut.
  • Bitta muff lads?A proposal to attempt to secure female company for the night.
  • MuffPubic hair; also sexual intercourse.
  • No muff too tuffThere is no woman I would not have sexual intercourse with.
  • Ah jayzAn exclamation of disbelief, frustration, or absolute astonishment.