Wee-Wee

All over Ireland

Childish term for urine. 'Stop de bus we want a wee wew,' is an old tour bus favourite sung to the tune of 'Glory, Glory Hallelujah.' This sort of stop on a bus journey is known throughout the country as a piss-stop.

In use

Stop the bus, driver, me ma needs a wee-wee!

Posh English

Kindly halt the coach, driver, for my mother is in urgent need of the facilities!