Wipe me arse

phr.

Heard in Tipperary

Of no value whatsoever; something one would not even use as toilet paper.

In use

Peter asked me ta give him a day, an all he offered me was seventy euro, I told him I wouldn't wipe me arse wid that.

Posh English

Peter requested that I give him a full day's labour, yet all he offered was seventy euros. I informed him I would not even use it as lavatory paper.

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