Wud a bear shit in d woods

exp.

Heard in Clare

A rhetorical question used to confirm that a preceding statement is undeniably obvious.

Does a bear shit in the woods, or are you just thick?

Posh English

Does a grizzly defecate in the arboreal expanse, or are you merely being obtuse?

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• Does a bear shit in the woodsA colourful affirmative retort to a question whose answer is self-evident.
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• Wouldn't get a hug off a bearAn extremely unattractive person with no hope of romantic success.
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