Eejit
Heard in Waterford, Cavan, Dublin and Kerry
A fool or simpleton.
Some eejit came up to me and said, 'I bet you a fiver I can grab your diddies without touching them.' I said 'go on so' and he grabbed me tits and gave me a fiver...
Some fool approached me and declared, I bet you five pounds I can grasp your bosoms without touching them. I told him to proceed whereupon he seized my breasts and handed me the five pounds.