Kildare Slang

CacKildare +6

The gaelic for faecal matter excreted by the body in order to eliminate the waste products of metabolism and other non-useful materials.... otherwise known as…

Á cac! Tá mo guthán marbh.
(A shyte! Me phone is dead.)

LampKildare +7

To strike, punch, or deliver a heavy blow to someone.

I'll lamp him over the head if he doesn't shut his gob!

Lovely hurlinKildare

Going fine, all is well, or everything is grand overall.

I'll give you that fiver now. Ah sure lovely hurlin!

LúdramánKildare +6

An idiot or fool.

You're some lúdramán.

MotKildare +7

One's girlfriend.

I'm heading over to me mot tonight
I hear Brian has a new moth?
How's D Mote

Now we're suppin' dieselKildare

Expression of sudden success or realisation: we have cracked it.

Once I turned the key in the ignition, we were suppin diesel then boy!

Empty my tanksKildare

To urinate.

Johnny emptied his tanks after a feed of pints.

Ah be ta jaysusKildare

Exclamation expressing surprise, usually at some act of stupidity.

Ah be ta jaysus... what did you do that for?

Story horse boxKildare

A cheerful, colloquial greeting among friends.

Story horse box, what's the craic with yourself at all?

LangeredKildare +1

In a state of heavy intoxication.

Lets get langered boys!

Aaaright lad!Kildare

A hearty, casual greeting used among men or lads.

Aaaright Lad, how you keeping after the weekend like?

Better off whistling up a mouse's hole!Kildare

You are wasting your time doing something. You are better off trying something else.

There's no point doing that. You would be better off whistling up a mouse's hole!

Bull her hardKildare

To engage in robust, vigorous sexual intercourse.

Go on to fuck man, you should've seen him bull her hard all night!

I mayKildare +1

An expression meaning one should or ought to do something immediately.

I may head home now before the lash comes down.

RulyaKildare +2

An adjective to describe someone that is one can short of a six pack or nuts (in a good way).

Frank: "I said to her, 'I betcha 5 euro I can feel yer Prátaís without touching them' and she said 'yeah right' so I grabbed them and gave her the fiver!!!?"
Quentin: "You are wan rulya feen!"

BegoddenayeKildare

Pronounced, Be Godden Eye.

Jimmy: "Do ya see yer man there, did ya know he's originally from Kildare?"
Johnny: "Seriously? Begoddenaye!"
Jimmy: "I know, just sayin' is all..."

WatangKildare

A belt or heavy blow.

If you don't shut up I'll hit ye a watang off a shovel!

OuvitKildare

An intensifier meaning very, indeed, or excellent.

That match on Sunday was ouvit altogether, la!

ShebangKildare +1

The entirety of something; the whole affair.

The whole shebang and all.

Gerrup outta thatKildare

An expression of disbelief: you must be joking, no way.

I just washed the dishes without being asked. Will ye gerrup outta that!