Lend of a kiss

v.

Heard in Tipperary

To request a kiss from someone, often in a lighthearted or flirtatious manner.

In use

Can I have a lend of a kiss an I'll give it back to ya

Posh English

Might one have the temporary use of a kiss and one shall return it to you directly.

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