Monks

n.

Heard in Antrim

Male undergarments used to protect ones cacks from the dreaded skid-mark.

In use

Ah forgot to do the paperwork and ended up with skid-marks on me monks!!!

Posh English

I quite forgot to attend to proper hygiene and consequently acquired fecal blemishes upon my underpants.

  • SkidA faecal stain or skid mark.
  • Skid marksFaecal stains on underwear.
  • CacksPants or more specifically, underpants.
  • Relax de cacksAn instruction to tell someone to chill out.
  • Relax the cacksAn imperative to calm down, cease agitation, or stop overreacting to a situation.
  • ScangerA derogatory term for a track-suit wearing individual with a questionable upbringing…