Numpty/numpty noo

n.

Heard in Sligo

1) A fool or idiot. 2) Very drunk indeed.

In use

Will yeh shup, will yeh, yeh numpty! On a scale of one tah numpty noo, how drunk were yeh?

Posh English

Will you be quiet, you absolute fool! On a scale of one to completely sozzled, how inebriated were you?