Sideways baby the bed is narrow

v.

Heard in Clare

To lie on your side in a single bed with someone rather than on your back or front.

*Hoping into a single bed with the missus* sideways baby the bed is narrow

Posh English

Let us recline upon our sides, my darling, for this mattress is decidedly narrow.

Related terms

• I won't kick her outta bed for ate'n tatyoA lady one would happily take to bed even if it were covered in potato crisps.
• Shove in, in the bedMove over and make room on a bed or sofa.
• Welded to the bedPhysically exhausted and utterly unable to leave one's bed.
• Wouldnt kick her outta the bedShe is so attractive one would not eject her from one's bed even for a trivial reason.
• Go back to bed!An expression dismissing someone's foolish opinion and telling them to go away.
• Shove wesht in the bedA request to make room by shifting towards the left or western side.