Spunk

n.

Heard in Waterford

A thick whitish fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated from the male genital tract. Also known as Semen or Sperm. Unlike semen, spunk can also be used as a verb.

I spunked up in me jocks last night lads. Ye'd want to see the wet dream I had.

Posh English

I ejaculated into my undergarments last night, gentlemen.

Related terms

• SpoodgeSperm. Seminal fluid.
• A big thick headA person displaying a very bad mood or thunderous expression.
• As thick as 2 planks put togetherExtremely foolish or lacking in common sense.
• As thick as a cow's arseExtremely stupid or dense.
• Bull thickExtremely angry, enraged, or fiercely annoyed by a situation.
• Get thickTo become angry.