Swiss ball

n.

Heard in Wicklow

A sexual act performed on a chap by a girl where the chaps testicles are coated with jam and/or cream. The girl then removes the jam mixture orally.

In use

Look at the happy head on him. I reckon he got a swiss ball of the missus last night.

Posh English

Observe the cheerful countenance upon him. I rather fancy he received a delicate oral service from his wife last evening.