Tied to a cow's arse & scuttered to death

v.

Heard in Wexford and Mayo

To illustrate that things could not possibly be any worse.

In use

Ah sure it could be worse Pat! 'Yeh, ya cud be tied to a cow's arse & scuttered to death!'

Posh English

Ah indeed matters could be considerably less favourable, Pat. Yes, one could be tethered to a bovine posterior and dragged through the mire until deceased.