Tipperary Slang

As rare as rocking horse shitTipperary +1

Extremely rare, something that is all but impossible to encounter.

A good Westlife song, that's as rare as rocking horse shit.

Uppinahape, like the man who married the fat womanTipperary

Description of feeling out of sorts especially on a monday morning.

Well willie how you, sure I'm up in a hape like the man who married the fat woman

Ah willya lie down willyaTipperary

An exasperated plea for someone to stop pestering and go away.

Ah willya lie down willya, or I'll turnya inside out wid a kik.

A big lad when he's out, like an ass's toolTipperary

Someone who acts the big man or tries to look important when out in public.

Look at yer man. Yeah, a big lad when he's out, like an ass's tool.

GwayTipperary +3

An incredulous dismissal meaning go away or nonsense.

Gway outta dat, you never won the lotto!

Fair pure right class boiiTipperary

Exceptionally good or first-rate.

That was fair pure right class boii

Acting the goatTipperary +4

To act in a foolish or silly manner.

Sit down. Stop acting the gaatch and do your homework.
Sean! Stop acting the goat!

A garda wouldnt ask me thatTipperary

A sarcastic retort to an overly personal question.

I will not tell you what that cream is for! A garda wouldn't ask me dat!

PandyTipperary +5

Mashed potatoes. Also: a simple meal of potatoes and soup.

Ooooh the pandys smashin
Do ya want pandy for dinner

Well boiTipperary +5

A colloquial greeting among young men, roughly translating to hello mate or how are things. Associated with Clonmel.

Well boi, how's she cuttin' down in Clonmel dis fine evenin'?

Be the hokeyTipperary +7

An expression of genuine surprise or astonishment.

Be the hokey, would you look at the wheels on yer man's new car!

DiddiesAll Ireland +6

A colloquial term for a woman's breasts.

Will you look at da size of her diddies in dat tight jersey!

CloseTipperary +3

Warm and oppressively humid.

Tis fierce close owl wedder ain't id, tis mick woful hot.

Leg itTipperary +3

To run very fast or make a hasty departure.

G'wan, Johnny, and leg it in dat race before de ould fella catches yeh!

NippyTipperary

Slightly cold... but in tipp it is said normally when it is like siberia.

Tis nippy Tom, nippy me arse ,I had ta shove me finger up me hole ta push me micky outa piss...

Up da aul bosheenTipperary

Up the old boreen or country lane.

I went for a quiet walk up da aul bosheen to clear the head like.

LashTipperary +6

1. A go or an attempt, as in give it a lash. 2. A night out drinking, as in on the lash. 3. To rain hard, as in it's lashing. 4. An act of urination.

Ah go on, give it a lash!
I'm burstin, I'm goin for a lash.

I'd ate a cow between two bread vans!Tipperary

An emphatic expression of extreme hunger.

I'd ate a cow between two bread vans!

Are ye well?Tipperary +1

Are you in good form or how are you keeping. Also: is he or she all right in the head.

Hey tom are ye well?
Johnny: "God I could eat a horse..."
Mick: "Are ye well"

YallaTipperary +2

Meaning the word or colour yellow ie. yalla belly.

Were ya out drinkin lasht lite yer skin is very yalla