Tits on a bull

phr.

Heard in Kerry and Mayo

Something or someone that is completely useless and serves no practical purpose whatsoever.

Dat fella is about as much use as tits on a bull like!

Posh English

That gentleman is utterly useless, possessing precisely the practical value of superfluous bovine mammary glands.

Same phrase, other counties

• Mayo

Related terms

• As useless as tits on a bullUtterly useless or ineffective.
• A feed would leave ya fit to bull cowsA dinner so big a man could take on the tasks of a bull.
• Ashtray on a motorbikeCompletely useless, serving no practical purpose whatsoever.
• Knuckle titsParticularly firm or hard breasts.
• Off his titsExtremely intoxicated from alcohol or under the influence of substances.
• She has a face like a pair a titsAn unattractive woman. Said of one with an especially plain or unfortunate visage.