Westmeath Slang

ToolAll Ireland +10

An utterly foolish, incompetent, or annoying person.

Dat fella's an absolute tool for crashing the car into a ditch!

Shitting bricksWestmeath +5

To be extremely frightened. Also to be in a state of great fear.

Jaysus I was shitting bricks. I thought my ma had caught me smoking.
I was shittin bricks near da end of the 1st Cork game.

A few scoopsWestmeath +4

An invitation to join for drinks in the pub.

Well, are ya coming for a few scoops tonight?

Bad buzzWestmeath

A negative atmosphere, bad vibe, or unpleasant social energy.

Clear off out of dat, there's a desperate bad buzz off this kip!

I wouldn't give him the steam off me piss if he was dying of thirstWestmeath

Used to describe someone one hates intensely.

I wouldn't give him the steam off me piss if he was dying of thirst

Ill bate ya!Westmeath

Somebody who likes to threaten people in order to appear tough.

Go way from me or ill bate ya!

A lock ofWestmeath +2

A small quantity or a few of something.

Give us a lock of drink

Cula bulaWestmeath +4

Cool; agreeable.

Pick ya up at 5? okay cula bula.

I would'nt give er the steam of me pissWestmeath

I do not find her attractive in the slightest.

She's a dog that wan, I wouldn't give er the steam of me piss

TipWestmeath +2

A quick outing to somewhere.

Just going for a tip into town for a few mins, I need to get meself a few tinnies.

Hauld onWestmeath

Hold on. Wait a moment.

Will ya hauld on there for a minute till I get a cup of tea.
Hauld aan for me wil yea?

Cuppa chaWestmeath +3

A cup of tea.

I'd love a cuppa cha

MoobsWestmeath +2

A man with noticeably large breasts.

Wud ya look at the moobs on yer man!

I haven't got the price of a knickersWestmeath

To be entirely without money, completely skint.

Thank god its pay day because I haven't got the price of a knickers!

Bad messinWestmeath

Behaviour one really ought not to engage in.

That's bad messin lads

Make a budgjin out of itWestmeath

To make a complete mess or hash of something; to botch it thoroughly.

You made a budgjin of that car when ye crashed it

The gek of yeWestmeath

The chaotic, dishevelled, or comical appearance of someone.

Would ye look at the absolute gek of her in dat ridiculous hat!

GoulWestmeath +1

A thick-witted individual, eejit, or general simpleton. Rhymes with 'towel'.

Don't listen to a word he says, that one is a pure goul!

Sickner!Westmeath +1

An exasperating or tiresome person.

Your one hell of a sickner!

Beast of a yokeWestmeath

What you would call a huge person as in huge fat or strong.

The one I was marking in the match was a beast of a yoke