Willn me bollix

phr.

Heard in Waterford

Excuse me? you want me to have sexual relations with yer man's sister? no chance!

In use

Wha! ya wan me to ride yer man's sister?! I willn me bollix!

Posh English

I beg your pardon! You expect me to dally with that gentleman's sister? I shall do no such thing, you rotter.

  • BollixA gentler version of bollocks, used jovially among friends. A referee might be called a…
  • A load of me bollixA blunt dismissal or refutation of an opinion, or condemnation of something.
  • Acting the bollixBehaving foolishly or causing unnecessary problems and delays.
  • Ask me bollixA cheeky or dismissive reply to any question.
  • Ax me bollixAn expression of annoyance at being pestered with questions.
  • Axe me bollixA dismissive retort directing the questioner to one's testicles.