You cant go wrong with a few spare tires

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Heard in Clare

A large obese woman. Said approvingly of someone generously proportioned.

In use

Goway im not meetin that fat huer... ah jaysus shur you cant go wrong wit a few spare tires boy, what wudju need if the massy ferguson got a flat, a spare tire? yup outta dat boy yourself

Posh English

Go away, I have no intention of meeting that stout jezebel. Ah, heavens above, surely one cannot go wrong with a few extra curves, my good man. What would you require if your tractor suffered a puncture, a spare tyre? Quite right, good show yourself, my good man.