Arseways

n.

Heard in Offaly, Kilkenny, Galway, Limerick, Meath and Sligo

The wrong way around or in the incorrect order.

In use

Auntie Maggie goh our names arseways yeh again, we're noh even identical twins!

Posh English

Auntie Maggie has got our names completely the wrong way around yet again, and we are not even identical twins!

Same phrase, other counties