Kiss my stones

exp.

Heard in Sligo

An invitation to kiss one's scrotum, used as an abusive retort equivalent to "piss off" or "go fuck yourself", rather than in any sexual sense. Comparable to "lick my sack".

In use

Person A to B after B does something stupid: "Ya bollox." Person B's reply: "Ah kiss my stones."

Posh English

'You blockhead.' 'Oh, kiss my posterior.'

  • Lend of a kissTo request a kiss from someone, often in a lighthearted or flirtatious manner.
  • Kiss my arseAn emphatic and vulgar retort expressing contempt or defiance, literally suggesting the…
  • Lick the southside of me sackAn instruction to lick the underside of one's scrotum, used as a crude insult or retort.
  • Neptune's kissSplashback received to the nipsy on dropping a particulary heavy depth charge in the…
  • Lick the back end of me sack!An emphatic refusal, crudely implying the addressee should lick the rear of one's scrotum.
  • Splitting the stonesExtremely hot weather, so intense it feels as if it could split the very stones.