Neptune's kiss

n.

Heard in Limerick

Splashback received to the nipsy on dropping a particulary heavy depth charge in the porcelain throne.

In use

Neptune's kiss is a divil when it gets you by surprise...

Posh English

A sudden splash from the water closet is a devilish nuisance when it catches one unawares.

  • Kiss my stonesAn invitation to kiss one's scrotum, used as an abusive retort equivalent to "piss off"…
  • Lend of a kissTo request a kiss from someone, often in a lighthearted or flirtatious manner.
  • Depth chargeA particularly heavy bowel movement - the sort of one that would sink a world war 2…
  • Kiss my arseAn emphatic and vulgar retort expressing contempt or defiance, literally suggesting the…
  • A bit of mackeralA jocular inquiry after whether one's friend has received a kiss or romantic advance.
  • HeavyA large, powerfully built scoundrel or thug.