Pudding bender

n.

Heard in Dublin and Waterford

An utterly useless or incompetent individual who contributes nothing of value.

Yer man couldn't hammer a nail straight, absolute absolute pudding bender like!

Posh English

That fellow could not drive a nail straight, he is a thoroughly incompetent blockhead!

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