That fella couldn't score in a bed of fannys

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Heard in Wexford

A fellow so inept at seduction that he could not succeed even in the most favourable circumstances.

In use

Ah lads that lad couldn't score in a beda fannys

Posh English

Good grief fellows, that chap could not achieve romantic success even surrounded by willing young ladies.

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What does That fella couldn't score in a bed of fannys mean?

A fellow so inept at seduction that he could not succeed even in the most favourable circumstances.

How do you use That fella couldn't score in a bed of fannys?

For example: “Ah lads that lad couldn't score in a beda fannys” In Posh English: Good grief fellows, that chap could not achieve romantic success even surrounded by willing young ladies.